Well look what we found. Ugly and I are some of the most addicted motherfuckers there are about trailor park bitches. We eat drink and sleep trailor trash. There's nothing like it. They talk kinda funny, usually due to the fact that education is of a low quality and also due to them usually missing teeth. But, when we found Shannon she came with a full set...

... and a rack of tits to boot and I have to say she wasn't too smart but really. what tralior park girl is... Anyways, Ugs and I had brought a dude I met at a party. Now this guy was so wierd that not taking him with us would have been a crime. His name was Rashied, a guy white as snow thinking he was black muslum because of the way he was raised by his step dad.

Anyway, when we picked up Shannon It appeared that she had heard of us from her friend Sandra who if you guys remember got slammed by Ramone a few weeks earlier but apparently Sandra didn't have a really bad time because Shannon seemed ok with getting into the van with us. Who knows? Chicks are wierd. So Shannon seemed pretty cool with us and everything going to plan until...

...she started making comments on Rashied skin color and man was he sensetive about that. Shit he started to freek out until I calmly explained to Shannon that black is not a color but a state of mind. Which she seemed to understand even though god knows how many times her mother had dropped the poor girl on her head during wild redneck drinking binges later running the last guy out bed that was slamming her mom..