Well basicly Liza really set up everything for ugly and I to play with first there was her friend daimon who was dying to go out with us just once and then Jessica who was scouted out by Liza from a club the night earlier.

Now Liza is a chick but cool as fuck and made a bet with us that she could get this german tart to do what we wanted her to I didn't buy it so I gambled some cash. Now the thing I know is that German chicks will do almost anything if provoked to especially...

...with the promise of a visa and a chance to obtain citizenship I mean come on people, germany is the magical land of shiza there always doing kinky shit like beating each other in leather and eating shit. But I'll tell you another thing I would just love...

...to live there not for the shit factor but because Germans are cool as fuck to hang with and open minded too. Dont get me wrong I would love to drive the bus over there and corrupt your women too but all in all you know the shit thing is cool by me you at least eat your own NOT like americans who shove it down everyone elses throats